{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Sci Phi Journal","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.sciphijournal.org","title":"Couch with a Labrador by Shauna O&#039;Meara - Sci Phi Journal","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"copf81zERk\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.sciphijournal.org\/index.php\/2016\/12\/02\/couch-with-a-labrador-by-shauna-omeara\/\">Couch with a Labrador by Shauna O&#039;Meara<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sciphijournal.org\/index.php\/2016\/12\/02\/couch-with-a-labrador-by-shauna-omeara\/embed\/#?secret=copf81zERk\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Couch with a Labrador by Shauna O&#039;Meara&#8221; &#8212; Sci Phi Journal\" data-secret=\"copf81zERk\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/www.sciphijournal.org\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","thumbnail_url":null,"thumbnail_width":null,"thumbnail_height":null,"description":"COUCH, WITH A LABRADOR Shauna O\u2019Meara What Garry didn\u2019t expect, as he affixed the cap of electrodes to the dog\u2019s shaved cranium and took up the ham sandwich from the bench beside him, was for the translation box\u2019s first words to be, \u201cAre you going to eat all of that?\u201d Garry dropped the sandwich. The dog, a Labrador retriever, surged forward like a golden sea-lion and ate the lot. It then sat primly before him. \u201cGot any more?\u201d Garry stared at the capped dog and then over at the box. \u201cIt works,\u201d he breathed. The dog tensed, head tilted. The"}