{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Sci Phi Journal","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.sciphijournal.org","title":"A Matter of Mass by Floris M. Kleijne - Sci Phi Journal","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"07l6y4nTgn\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.sciphijournal.org\/index.php\/2017\/02\/27\/a-matter-of-mass-by-floris-m-kleijne\/\">A Matter of Mass by Floris M. Kleijne<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sciphijournal.org\/index.php\/2017\/02\/27\/a-matter-of-mass-by-floris-m-kleijne\/embed\/#?secret=07l6y4nTgn\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;A Matter of Mass by Floris M. Kleijne&#8221; &#8212; Sci Phi Journal\" data-secret=\"07l6y4nTgn\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/www.sciphijournal.org\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","thumbnail_url":null,"thumbnail_width":null,"thumbnail_height":null,"description":"A MATTER OF MASS Floris M. Kleijne \u201cForgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It\u2019s been&#8230;\u201d Father Zio sighed. \u201cIt\u2019s been thirteen years since my last IRL confession.\u201d Behind the lattice, Bishop Otis shifted in his seat. \u201cBut&#8212;\u201d the Bishop said. He paused before continuing: \u201cAnd how long has it been since your last online confession?\u201d \u201cA week, Father. But it\u2019s not the same. It\u2019s not.\u201d \u201cGo on, my son.\u201d \u201cI have harbored unkind thoughts at times, about members of my flock. I have had lustful thoughts at times.\u201d Father Zio smiled quietly to himself. Mr. Dooley\u2019s dramatic antics of"}